Don’t go into the Blair Witch woods, fool!

Don't go into the Blair Witch woods, idiot! screenshot

What are you doing together with your existence, moron? You’re simply gonna saunter into some woods which might be colloquially named after a witch? You should not! Why? Because there is a goddang witch in there!

Here’s an exhaustive listing of woods you must discuss with: The Dippin’ Dots Woods; The Box of Kittens Forest; The Everybody Gets A Free Car Woodlands; The Finding True Love National Park; The Definitely No Blair Witch Here Wildlands Preserve.

You wish to see the Blair Witch Forest for the Blair Witch Trees. By that, I imply there can be a witch in the back of any of the ones timber. Go to the mall as a substitute.