What are you doing together with your existence, moron? You’re simply gonna saunter into some woods which might be colloquially named after a witch? You should not! Why? Because there is a goddang witch in there!
Here’s an exhaustive listing of woods you must discuss with: The Dippin’ Dots Woods; The Box of Kittens Forest; The Everybody Gets A Free Car Woodlands; The Finding True Love National Park; The Definitely No Blair Witch Here Wildlands Preserve.
You wish to see the Blair Witch Forest for the Blair Witch Trees. By that, I imply there can be a witch in the back of any of the ones timber. Go to the mall as a substitute.